Name: Kelly Theresa Glenn
Site: just outside of Tegucigalpa, Honduras
Nicknames: "Kellin" (they thought that's what my name was), "Profe" or "Profita" to the students, "amiga," or "gringa" for people who didn't know my name
Biggest accomplishment: not once getting Monteczuma's revenge
Biggest disappointment: not getting to spend much time in the actual garbage dump
Biggest regret: regrets are stupid
Biggest fear: not having access to toilet paper (it happened; I improvised)
Defining moment: There wasn't really one moment that defined my experience. It was a pistache of really small moments.
Things you will miss most: the AFE kids and teachers, soccer fanatics, speaking Spanish, Jessy's cooking, kissing everyone on the cheek, being surrounded by people of faith, warm weather, thunderstorms, writing a blog, doing dishes while talking with Elise
Things you will miss least: mosquitoes, heavy and greasy food, sketchy bathroom situations, the smell of pot across the street, crazy drivers and thinking I was going to die several times per car ride
Biggest Irony: eating a lot of Chinese food in Honduras
Worst illness: I barely got sick, so really the worse thing that happened was having a runny nose and having to use notebook paper because I was at AFE and ran of tissue
Biggest freak-out: I'd tell you, but it's probably better if you didn't find out.
Most useful things I brought: digital camera, Power Bars, and Spanish dictionary
Least useful thing I brought: lots of old work clothes which made me look like a missionary
Favorite activity when bored: updating blog, eating ice cream, and reading
Weirdest thing I did when bored: went outside and started washing all of my clothes by hand, because I realized it was fun.
Favorite Hondureñismo: Que barbaridad!
Greatest lie I told at my site: That I didn't remember how much my plane ticket had cost.
Favorite Honduran inquiry: "What is your last name?" -Glenn- "And your second last name?" - I don't have one. "You don't? Why not?"
Best Honduran gesture: puckering and pointing with the lips instead of the finger when you want to point to something or someone
Favorite CD/song during service: “Deja que tu rio fluya" - worship song.. and Black Eyed Peas in the car, because Elijah likes Hip Hop
Song I would be content to never hear again: It was all pretty good music.
Favorite book(s) during service: Deep Justice in a Broken World; Good News or Good Works: a theology for the Whole Gospel; the 21 Irrefutable Laws of Leadership; and any book that would calm my kindergarteners down
Favorite Honduran fashion: the feminine shoes and/or soccer jerseys
Worst jalón: Riding in the back of Michelle's pickup truck in Danli. The truck had been sitting in the sun for so long, that it burned me just to sit on it, so I had to do this weird squat thing the whole way while trying not to fall out!
Best bus ride: The bus was packed, as usual, and I was sitting down holding onto a handle on the back of the seat in front of me. A bunch of other people, crowded in the aisles, were holding on too- there were about eight hands on that thing. Then Roger, as a joke, reached out and grabbed my thumb- I was totally confused! I followed the arm up into the tangled mass of people, but I couldn't figure out who it was. Then I saw him laughing.
Worst bus ride: The one that was so crowded that I couldn't turn my head because someone's butt was right next to my cheek the whole time.
Favorite food: The plato tipico with tortillas, beans, fried plantains, that weird dry cheese, and meat. And of course, licuados. (Pupusas, actually, do not make the list- but I still enjoyed them.)
Worst thing I ate: Some small, yellow, berry-like fruit purchased from a street vendor... I saw people eating them all the time, but it tasted like it had fermented. Gross.
Worst thing I smelled: the dump
Stupidest thing I did: Me? Do something stupid? ha!
Untrue fact told to you as undeniable truth: That Olimpia is the best team ever... obviously it's Motagua!
You know you’ve been in Honduras too long when…: you hear loud bangs outside and do not assume that they are just fireworks. And you hesitate before throwing toilet paper in the toilet.
I never thought I would…: consider a Honey Bucket a step up from bathrooms I was used to.
When I grow up I want to be…: someone who loves God and loves people.
If I had to do it all over again I…: would spend more time in prayer.
Favorite Ropa Americana T-shirt: A Honduran wearing a shirt that said "I survived a mission trip in Honduras!"
Favorite animal story: One day, Elise and I took Elijah to the zoo. Right off the bat we could tell it was kind of a sketchy situation because the cages looked like something out of a horror movie, and there were monkeys running around wild. At one point we stopped to admire a monkey who was hanging out in a tree right outside of his cage. Just then we heard a loud ruckus a few yards away. We turned to see three antelope/goat- like animals tromping through the zoo, followed by a pack of men running screaming after them with ropes. Apparently they had escaped from their cages and were being chased down?! A few minutes later, they had all been returned to their cages- Much to everyone's relief.
Best habit acquired: Going with the flow, not being so concerned about time.
Worst habit acquired: Eating ice cream every night! (it was hot and ice cream was cheap!)
Thing you missed most from the US: family, friends, church, running, healthy food
Thing you missed least from the US: materialism, safety regulations, cold weather
Favorite location in Honduras: home, Jeony and Jessy's house, downtown, AFE
Things you’d wish you had known before you came: Um, you're going to be teaching kindergarten at AFE. Have fun!
Best advice for others coming to Honduras: Take in every minute, strive to make friendships with locals. Suck it up, and do whatever needs to be done.












Maria, one of the cooks
Elise, Elijah, and me looking over the city from the hill of the Christ statue (naturally, I am sporting my Honduran jersey)




This lady was selling Honduras flags to cars in the street


Me, Jesi, Jeony, Roger, and German
This is the flag that La Revo held up, which took up their entire section.


Light!
I told Carlos to wait until the photo took (it was on a timer), but I guess he didn't grasp the concept.












